Creation

Primeval Three

Quote

From the Nine came He
The first one e’er to be
Who form-ed new
Those Brothers two
To make Primeval Three
—Ato Aznatts ( HtO AznAts )

At the beginning of time, the Shish looked at one another and began creation through the formation of a single being, and that one made two more. These powerful beings, the Primeval Three, determined the ultimate trajectory of the Susiverse.

Old Gay Chutney

Old gH JutnE
( old gay chutney )

Formed by the Shish in a stunning cosmic explosion, Old Gay Chutney (he/him) is the first created being in the Susiverse. He knows all knowledge of Sus and is the most powerful being to ever exist. He created two disciples to oversee the formation of the Susiverse, a creation he would give his life to protect.

Appearance

Skin dark as the Rift
Matted silver hair
Cloak woven from stars
Majickal staff / walking stick
Fluffy slippers of perfect comfort

Name

Old Gay Chutney’s name is derived from his wisdom, joyful demeanor, and close relation to the Primordial Tomatoes.

Double Hambo Whambo

dubUl hAmbO QmbO
( double HAM-bo WAM-bo )

Double Hambo Whambo (he/him) is the hamburger-faced second created being, made by the majick of Old Gay Chutney. He is very proud of everything he does and has a fully thought-out vision for the Susiverse. Hambo feels deeply and places high value on justice and order. He loves his partnership with his little brother Gumbo more than the Susiverse itself.

Appearance

Sesame seed bun
200% beef patty
Ham tongue
Romaine lettuce
Emotional feelers
His favorite hoodie
Cape of Self-Importance

Jumbo Pronto Gumbo

jumbO prantO gumbO
( jumbo PRAHN-toe gumbo )

Jumbo Pronto Gumbo (he/him) is the crustaceous third created being, made by Old Gay Chutney after his brother Hambo. He is a beacon of positivity and is usually happy as a clam. Gumbo has a heart for creativity and exploring, but gets bored if he’s not feeding his passions. He loves his big brother Hambo and always tries to impress him.

Appearance

Tough spiral shell
Muscular tentacles
Eyebrow whiskers
Strong, bumpy head
Shramp vision (allows him to see the flow of Sus)
Award-winning smile

Bojang Crank

bOjHN krHNk
( BO-jay-ng c-RAY-nk )

Primeval Three around Bojang Crank

By the power of the Shish, the Primeval Three created the first world, Bojang Crank. Hambo Whambo and Pronto Gumbo populated Bojang Crank with a species of tomato-like beings called the Ato. These created beings used majick to shape the terrain, create other beings, and make the world their own beautiful paradise.

Retirement

When Bojang Crank was finished, Old Gay Chutney quietly retired to the Cave of Squeht ( kHv uv skFt ) by the Ale River ( Hl riv= ) to live peacefully for the rest of time. …or so he thought.

Terranon

terunan
( TEHR-uh-nahn )

Visual representation of the nine worlds relative to Bojang Crank

The Terranon is the structure of nine parallel worlds created in secret by Pronto Gumbo. He used the parallel dimensions within the Shish to create each world. All nine worlds were made in the image of Bojang Crank, but each with only the type of Sus of the respective Shish. Gumbo invited Ato from Bojang Crank to populate the nine worlds and develop them according to their types.